kinda sexy isn't it? it's emails like these that can lead to pregnancy so i haven't sent one in a while. now that rozzy is in my world i design baby crap. the baby thing actually started before roz when my friend ashley - who makes glorious crap all day long with me - had to design a onesie for a baby shower she was going to. we decided "potty like a rock star" was punny enough to win and that was how it all started. ashley is really good at designing pointless crap, too. we make stuff all day for our 314 businesses we've decided to start. at one time we were gonna hit up the festival circuit and our slogan was going to be "bringing class to trash." what were we gonna sell? hell, we had no clue - but we had a slogan. marketing is what sells crap. look at the snuggie. it's a backwards robe that someone decided to market. i was sold and i own a snuggie. i also have a robe... i could've saved myself the cash and just put it on backwards. who knows what crap i'll be making next, but if anyone needs any type of crap that i could be of assistance with, let me know. my friend ally has already asked me to do her wedding invitations which i'm super stoked about. the theme? according to ally it is, "country shabby chic." i'm thinking something like a big bale of hay with a real shabby looking horse with the wording, "HAY, ya'll wanna come to our chic wedding?" i'm not sure if that's the direction she was going, but i think it's fabulous.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
i make crap
i can use adobe products: photoshop, illustrator and indesign. that means i spend most of my free time making pointless crap. i design crap for everything and none of that crap ever sees the light of day. if i were motivated enough, i could pimp out my crap and start a little side business. instead, i just update my brother-in-law's resume every other week for free. my favorite thing to do is make up crap logos. i give a logo and a slogan to everything we do. if me and t.j. are going to chipotle and cold stone creamery i call it "fire and ice." then i send him a crap photo attached to his email with the subject, "let's make it hot" that looks like this:
kinda sexy isn't it? it's emails like these that can lead to pregnancy so i haven't sent one in a while. now that rozzy is in my world i design baby crap. the baby thing actually started before roz when my friend ashley - who makes glorious crap all day long with me - had to design a onesie for a baby shower she was going to. we decided "potty like a rock star" was punny enough to win and that was how it all started. ashley is really good at designing pointless crap, too. we make stuff all day for our 314 businesses we've decided to start. at one time we were gonna hit up the festival circuit and our slogan was going to be "bringing class to trash." what were we gonna sell? hell, we had no clue - but we had a slogan. marketing is what sells crap. look at the snuggie. it's a backwards robe that someone decided to market. i was sold and i own a snuggie. i also have a robe... i could've saved myself the cash and just put it on backwards. who knows what crap i'll be making next, but if anyone needs any type of crap that i could be of assistance with, let me know. my friend ally has already asked me to do her wedding invitations which i'm super stoked about. the theme? according to ally it is, "country shabby chic." i'm thinking something like a big bale of hay with a real shabby looking horse with the wording, "HAY, ya'll wanna come to our chic wedding?" i'm not sure if that's the direction she was going, but i think it's fabulous.
kinda sexy isn't it? it's emails like these that can lead to pregnancy so i haven't sent one in a while. now that rozzy is in my world i design baby crap. the baby thing actually started before roz when my friend ashley - who makes glorious crap all day long with me - had to design a onesie for a baby shower she was going to. we decided "potty like a rock star" was punny enough to win and that was how it all started. ashley is really good at designing pointless crap, too. we make stuff all day for our 314 businesses we've decided to start. at one time we were gonna hit up the festival circuit and our slogan was going to be "bringing class to trash." what were we gonna sell? hell, we had no clue - but we had a slogan. marketing is what sells crap. look at the snuggie. it's a backwards robe that someone decided to market. i was sold and i own a snuggie. i also have a robe... i could've saved myself the cash and just put it on backwards. who knows what crap i'll be making next, but if anyone needs any type of crap that i could be of assistance with, let me know. my friend ally has already asked me to do her wedding invitations which i'm super stoked about. the theme? according to ally it is, "country shabby chic." i'm thinking something like a big bale of hay with a real shabby looking horse with the wording, "HAY, ya'll wanna come to our chic wedding?" i'm not sure if that's the direction she was going, but i think it's fabulous.
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Hey girly. I would love help with our save the dates/invitations... Only if you're feeling in a "crappy" mood though ;) Ashley
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ReplyDeleteLet's get our shit together this year and make some stuff for the spring fling!
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