is that your lawn or are you just happy to see me?

i have 3 proposals due in the next 2 weeks. i have guests coming over the holiday weekend. i have meal planning to do, groceries to buy, floors to clean, nails to paint, a pregnant belly to get spray tanned and a toddler putting "fish ba" (goldfish in my bra.)

meanwhile, t.j. is in the front yard manicuring his penis.

you see, t.j. has this obsession with doing stuff. it doesn't matter what kind of stuff, t.j. just loves to do stuff. well, this week his stuff includes pointless landscaping. it started with the idea of making roz a play area. sounds nice, right? well, after digging up the sod and placing the pavers he all of a sudden became a landscape aficionado. since saturday he has built a play area, removed a pine tree out of the front yard, dug up all the grass around the mailbox area (apparently he's been meaning to do this for a while - why, i have no clue) and dug this giant cock out of my precious lawn:

i'm supposed to calm down and trust him. according to t.j. this is going to look real nice after he puts a bunch of mulch in there and plants a maple tree. at the end of the day, however, the truth remains: our yard has now been forever tainted.

(i just ended that blog with a taint joke, FYI.)