jock-olate chips

well, in case you hadn't heard - our food system in the US blows. we are being poisoned by food companies who are infiltrating our bodies with harmful ingredients. this really angers me and i vowed to take a stand. i'm going on month 4 of making dinner every night for my family that incorporates a clean eating menu (www.thefresh20.com.) and the other day i did my part by signing a very important petition urging kraft foods to stop putting food dyes in their mac and cheese. i've sworn off any dairy or meat that comes from antibiotic-ridden cows or chickens that aren't grass fed and cage-fee. and, in just 2 weeks tj and i will start using the nutribullet system to do the juice cleanses dr. oz recommends. the only part i'm struggling with all of this, however, is the fact that i fucking love cookies.

oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, butterscotch, sugar, snickerdoodle, lofthouse, peanut butter... i'm pissed that kraft uses yellow #5 in their pasta, but god knows if they made a yellow #5 cookie i'd eat the hell out of it. it's not just cookies, either; i purposely stopped buying boxed desserts of any kind at the grocery. i used to have a box of betty crocker hershey kiss brownie mix in my pantry at all times. i knew that if the temptation weren't there than i wouldn't have a choice in the matter - but after a quick inventory check, this happened:

9,000 search results and an hour later i was shoving a brownie in my face

if i could just finish my book and get a movie deal then i'd be famous enough to go on celebrity rehab with dr. drew and he could help me with this sugar addiction i have. everyone would be tweaking out and taking their methadone while i inject my hip with insulin like a mad woman. i'd have tj sneak chips ahoy in his jockstrap and i'd get kicked out. 

well, this blog just got weird. of course none of that could really happen... tj doesn't even own a jock strap.