jurASSick park

i have always despised cutesy names for genitalia. it's a penis. it's a vagina. if there was one thing i was going to never do, it would be to have my girls refer to their private areas as coochie or vajayjay. like every other goal i have set for myself as a parent, i have failed. and failed miserably.

me and roz got out of the shower and as i stood there buck naked, roz pointed and asked, "mommy what is that?" proud to educate my toddler with anatomically correct terminology, i boldy stated, "that is mommy's VAGINA." no sooner than the word could escape my mouth, she responded in a way that i never saw coming. she... well... she roared. "RAWWWRRRRRRRRR!" i paused. "roz, why are you roaring?" do you know what i said? i said that this is mommy's vagina." "RAWWWRRRRRRRRR!" she roared again.

and so, the vaginasaurus rex was born. yes - vaginasaurus rex is what we call our vaginas around here.

i could never come up with an equivalent of the almighty vaginasaurus rex if we had a boy - yet another reason why tj and i are still arguing over him getting a vasectomy. he is still trying to convince me to have another baby, to which i now reply: no sex with this v-rex!