dilf day

you like to have activities planned every second of every day

you do things so oddly and you are strange in every way

gum packs have to be depleted in a certain order

if i pull one from the middle you get generalized anxiety disorder

the towels have to be folded so very precise

if i try to do the laundry you aren't very nice

the dishes have to be cleaned immediately after the last bite

you think that the way i load the dishwasher is a terrible sight

you jog and run more than forrest gump

i've never seen you relax on the couch like a lump

you freak out if your face has a mark or a spot

you act like a zit affects your golf shot

you are a healthy salad and i'm a candy bar

nobody knows how different we definitely are

last year you became a first time dad

and watching live birth wasn't the best time you've ever had

and now you are quite the seasoned pro

my oh my how baby roz loves you so

you are the greatest dad and husband anyone has had

and I'm hoping on your birthday you experience nothing bad

so here's a toast to you t.j. and tonight just maybe

our celebration will lead to yet another baby!

happy birthday to you, t.j.... here's to more birdies and less golf shirts.

i love you.